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For no particular reason..
« on: December 01, 2009, 12:17:57 PM »


Except that I laughed at it...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2009, 11:24:18 AM »
Google "frosty the inappropriate snowman" - too much?

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2009, 11:54:55 AM »
GG2, that's a classic, and i laugh every time.

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2010, 02:26:22 PM »
Hysteresis, that's the word i'm looking for!

I once had a friend that had her hysteresis removed without any anesthetic.  Ahhhhh those were the good old days.     :D
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Finding offense where none is intended is a form of selfishness.

When facts change, I change my mind.  What do you do?

It's a poor craftsman that blames his tools.

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2010, 03:19:15 PM »
GG>-  I hope this is not unfair, all Blondes are not dumb...


Detective Test...

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.

The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as scars and so forth." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds.

"Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man ?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but..." He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.

He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses.


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Finding offense where none is intended is a form of selfishness.

When facts change, I change my mind.  What do you do?

It's a poor craftsman that blames his tools.

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2010, 12:22:38 PM »
My office just sent around an email announcing a "Valentine's Day Gift Sale" tomorrow in the lobby of our building. The flyer mentioned special Valentine'e items like chocolates, soap, lotion, jewelry, and, wait for it......., Tupperware.

Now that is just setting some poor guy up.

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2010, 06:04:44 PM »

A man walks out to  the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the  cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like  Frank."

Passenger:  'Who?'

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all  the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are  always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman He was  a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could  golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a  Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an  amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer.. He  remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to  order and which fork to eat them with . . .  He could fix anything. Not like me.  I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he  could do everything  right."

Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew  the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I  always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and  he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never  answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always  immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never  made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank  Feldman."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died ..... I'm married to his fricking widow."


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Finding offense where none is intended is a form of selfishness.

When facts change, I change my mind.  What do you do?

It's a poor craftsman that blames his tools.

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2010, 04:15:52 PM »

http://www.wwwdotcom.com/


MwS]- It will be nice out tomorrow...

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Finding offense where none is intended is a form of selfishness.

When facts change, I change my mind.  What do you do?

It's a poor craftsman that blames his tools.

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2010, 07:14:50 AM »
I heard that Tipper is leaving Al because she found out that he invented porn on the internet...

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2010, 05:18:56 PM »
<<Groaner>>


A fried egg sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink.

The bartender looks him up and down and then says;
 "Sorry we don't serve food here".

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Finding offense where none is intended is a form of selfishness.

When facts change, I change my mind.  What do you do?

It's a poor craftsman that blames his tools.

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2010, 09:27:36 AM »

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2010, 08:50:02 AM »
Reposting some old jokes from the board which must not be named.

Cation: a positively charged kitty.

Helium, curium and barium are the medical elements.  First a doctor tries to helium, then curium.  If he can't do either, he'll barium.

Why is cooking better than chemistry?  Chemists never get to lick the spoon.

How many moles in guacamole?  Avocado's number.

A proton walks into a bar and orders a beer.  The bartender asks, "Are you sure you're 21?"  The proton says, "I'm positive."

A nuetron walks into a bar and orders a beer.  The bartender brings it, and the neutron asks, "What do I owe you?"  The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
"Crayons taste like purple" - Tardy the Turtle

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"Crayons taste like purple" - Tardy the Turtle

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2010, 11:09:32 AM »
I was laughing uncontrollably, to the point of actual tears. And I'm a cat lover.
Fish sauce...for when you want that flavor of cat food and athletic sock...in a good way. - Alton Brown

 

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