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Offline totm

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #60 on: January 11, 2011, 08:45:01 AM »
Wow. Just woke up and realized what a storm I apparently brewed.

It's OK. Lots of men feel that way and I'm sure it's very funny, from a certain perspective. I'm married to a man who likes me for more than my tits. He almost never motorboats them or anything. What a waste, eh Cal?  :D

Sorry about the ruckus. Carry on.
And now I'm having visions of InternationalCalDweller's head between FG breasts (better ladies).  And somehow Fungus and Moon are there egging him on.

BTW, this forum is NOT the Atrium.  And we should stop relating things on 285f to what was AtlantaCuisine.  Not only are the participants more level headed, so is the man in charge.
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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #61 on: January 11, 2011, 08:48:20 AM »
Well, I'm a chick and I wasn't offended. Then again, I was raised by a man and have lived with only men for most of my life ;) The word was very appropriate to the joke because the writer WAS making them the only focus of what he wanted in a woman. And the joke is an old one so it's not like someone was creating it here just to cause problems. 2cents

I too try to limit things to PG here but that dam was broken a few posts earlier with the "F" word, lol.

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #62 on: January 11, 2011, 09:02:42 AM »

And now I'm having visions of InternationalCalDweller's head between FG breasts (better ladies).  And somehow Fungus and Moon are there egging him on.

BTW, this forum is NOT the Atrium.  And we should stop relating things on 285f to what was AtlantaCuisine.  Not only are the participants more level headed, so is the man in charge.

This thread is worthless with out pictures... ;) j/k

Offline MadBob

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #63 on: January 11, 2011, 09:56:19 AM »
Being short and not to big around is not one of my attributes. To quote Popeye, "Oh, what am I? Some kind of barnicle on the dinghy of life? I yam what I yam and I yam what I yam that I yam"!
No inference is intended, anywhere.
Participation is expected and I know the lines that should not be crossed.
When the recipe calls for a tsp. of hot sauce, you can bet I will from time to time, add a Tbsp. of Habanero Tabasco! Some do like it hot but I don't think using a Ghost Pepper will be much to my liking either! Kind of like a backhanded compliment, it can be taken either way.
Trying to keep the levity sometimes is a fine line that may be toed over from time to time so sometimes stirring vs. shaking the pot is a better way to go. Less of a mess and less chance of getting burned, so to speak.
I am happy that I have been allowed into the 285F group and I will (try to) maintain a cool, calm demeanor (except for the occasional solar flareup), it is your world, and I am just living in it!
Thanks for having me along on this Culinary ride, I appreciate and look forward to maintaining a most excellent relationship with all on this board, and to quote LizR, " all is good in the neighborhood"!
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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #64 on: January 11, 2011, 10:40:12 AM »
Well, I'm a chick and I wasn't offended. Then again, I was raised by a man and have lived with only men for most of my life ;) The word was very appropriate to the joke because the writer WAS making them the only focus of what he wanted in a woman. And the joke is an old one so it's not like someone was creating it here just to cause problems. 2cents

I too try to limit things to PG here but that dam was broken a few posts earlier with the "F" word, lol.

I don't mind if the dam spills over the top now and again, I just do not ever want this whole board turned into verbal garbage.

So have a few days off while we are all cooped up in the house and rant and rave but do not be surprised if I delete or modify posts so my grand kids can read my board.  they are 6, 9 and 12 years old..  Not that they read it every day or hang out here like some of us do, but you get my drift. 

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Offline uOTPia Dweller

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #65 on: January 11, 2011, 10:59:47 AM »
that dam was broken a few posts earlier with the "F" word, lol.

Please don't talk about the Flyers here. That will offend me.

I'm not a chick and while the joke marginalized men as narrow-minded breast obsessed neanderthals, I wasn't that offended.

Then again I was too busy updating my Adrian Barbeau fan site page.

What an actress!
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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #66 on: January 11, 2011, 03:43:42 PM »
Speaking of raunchy humor, anyone else watch Louie on FX? Now that guy has obviously been through a nasty divorce!! Definitely not politically correct, but I love a lot of his stuff about parenting. We watched it on Netflix or Hulu, don't remember which.

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #67 on: January 12, 2011, 07:24:58 AM »
Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered, who ties your shoelaces?

You can't do epic shit with basic people.

Beer is why I get up every afternoon.

Offline mikeamor

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #68 on: January 12, 2011, 07:44:51 AM »
( I am allowed to use slang for male sexual organs, right?), and maybe everyone will see the humor, or not, but to each his or her own!

I will safely assume you can and it won't faze anyone.
Conversely if a male used the slang for female genitalia, he would get slammed. But the double standard is nothing new.
As far as rules for the off-topic stuff, I'd hope the only rule would be consistency.
Off color jokes, x-rated jokes, politics--as long as it's not selective. Ultimately, I agree with GG upthread. We should focus more on the on-topic stuff.  

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #69 on: January 12, 2011, 07:49:29 AM »
Speaking of raunchy humor, anyone else watch Louie on FX? Now that guy has obviously been through a nasty divorce!! Definitely not politically correct, but I love a lot of his stuff about parenting. We watched it on Netflix or Hulu, don't remember which.
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This guy is hi-lar-e-us!
The stuff he comes up with usually has us cringing and simultaneously laughing until we are red in the face.
« Last Edit: January 12, 2011, 07:51:42 AM by mikeamor »
Unfortunately, a conclusion is usually the place where you got tired of thinking.

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #70 on: January 12, 2011, 12:35:03 PM »
"Crayons taste like purple" - Tardy the Turtle

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #71 on: January 23, 2011, 08:48:00 AM »
Two elderly people living in Apache Junction, he was a widower and she a
widow, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a
community supper in the big arena in the Clubhouse.

The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went
on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage
to ask her, 'Will you marry me?'

After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered 'Yes. Yes,
I will!'

The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their
respective places.

Next morning, he was troubled. 'Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?'

He couldn't remember. Try as he might, he just could not recall. Not even a
faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her..

First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he
reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he
inquired, 'When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ' Yes' or did you
say 'No'?'

He was delighted to hear her say, 'Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I
meant it with all my heart.' Then she continued, 'And I am so glad that you
called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me.'
Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered, who ties your shoelaces?

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Offline MadBob

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #72 on: January 23, 2011, 12:42:51 PM »
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
 
"Howdy, Stranger."

"Howdy, Sheriff."

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of the horse, lifted his tail and placed a big kiss on the horse's butt hole.  He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.

"Hold on there, Mister," said the Sheriff, "Did I just see what I think I saw?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."

"And does that cure them?" the Sheriff asked.

"Nope...but it keeps me from lickin' 'em."
Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered, who ties your shoelaces?

You can't do epic shit with basic people.

Beer is why I get up every afternoon.

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #73 on: January 30, 2011, 01:04:42 PM »


This card made me laugh...



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Finding offense where none is intended is a form of selfishness.

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Offline MadBob

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Re: For no particular reason..
« Reply #74 on: February 05, 2011, 07:58:34 PM »
Who ever lives in DeKalb or travels thru on the way to work should be wary...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2xnWYx8YK8&feature=player_embedded
Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered, who ties your shoelaces?

You can't do epic shit with basic people.

Beer is why I get up every afternoon.

 

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