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Offline KoPP

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Traffic humor...
« on: May 11, 2010, 08:23:40 AM »

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Re: Traffic humor...
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2011, 08:24:09 AM »
http://imgur.com/Gu0AH
It must be in the Ga Dept of Driver Services Handbook as a pre-requisit for obtaining your license!
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Re: Traffic humor...
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2011, 08:25:18 AM »
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible
out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he
pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through
what little hair he had left.

"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the
pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida state
trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He
floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he
thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and
pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his
vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked a his
watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is
Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding--a reason
I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago,
my wife ran off with a Florida state trooper. I thought
you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
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Re: Traffic humor...
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2011, 09:15:21 AM »
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible
out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he
pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through
what little hair he had left.

"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the
pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida state
trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He
floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he
thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and
pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his
vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked a his
watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is
Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding--a reason
I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago,
my wife ran off with a Florida state trooper. I thought
you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.


An oldie but a goodie!

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Re: Traffic humor...
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2011, 07:07:47 AM »

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by those who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks and stuff like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause over three times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.

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Re: Traffic humor...
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2012, 08:37:23 AM »
Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered, who ties your shoelaces?

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Re: Traffic humor...
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2012, 09:15:29 AM »
Trunk Monkeys....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amUbIV-Ti_s

That's not a monkey. But I guess "Trunk Chimps" doesn't roll off the tongue quite the same way.  ;D
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Re: Traffic humor...
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2012, 06:13:07 PM »
The new Diverging Diamond Interchange at Ashford-Dunwoody and the 285.

Good luck and best of wishes for the 55,000 folks daily who are going to try to circumnavigate this area without missing the "turn" and wind up going the wrong way or re-arranging the front/back/side of their Buicks and somebody elses...   
Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered, who ties your shoelaces?

You can't do epic shit with basic people.

Beer is why I get up every afternoon.

 

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